To anyone that will ever read this journal, after 5 months out of commission and a year and 5 months of not passing emissions, the van is back. she passed emissions this morning and is running great...and LOUD!!! if you are kind of new, and don't know everything about the van and how much she is loved, please check out this lovely deviation by my friend lazybusinessman. anyway, as soon as i get the van's registration and tags, i'mma get the caddy all smoothed out, painted. definitely by november. so watch out. hold hands while crossing the street.

deviantart should have a breathalizer. you know like those cars that have one built in, so if you don't pass, you can't drive the damn thing.

i bought some new shoes last night. i mean, i haven't gotten them yet, but as soon as i do, i'm gunna put up a picture of them on here. y'all'll love them. some of you already know what they are like, and then all of you others have no idea how sweet these shoes are. anyway, do it do it do it

today was my birthday. happy friggin birthday you bastard. HAHA

so i've decided that since i eat at least one string cheese (either cheddar or monterey jack) every night, i've decided to drink by myself at the same time. i'll start tomorrow. god i love traditions